The Shrine Lobby
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on March 16th 1998
Welcome to an irreverent little site devoted to the Warrior Princess's ambiguous
relationship with Gabrielle, her trusty sidekick. This shrine is founded on the principle
that there is more to their friendship than just (ugh!) "sisterhood"... So if you share my
principle then feel free to wander through the shrine at your leisure.
The Mystic Oracle - a good friend of mine - has transribed her visions of the future
incarnations of our place of worship. Or for the heathen among you - details of the new
stuff I have added to the Shrine. Simple enough for you?
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I just know all of you are desperate to know all about me, me, me! Try and contain yourself for a moment longer. C'mon you can do it, just clench your buttocks.
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A now complete guide to subtext in Season One. Coming soon Season Two and the loss of all semblence of what once constituted my life!
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These seem to be taking up more and more space in the Shrine - it's all that innuendo spilling forth out of my
foul mind, y'know. Warning: contains material which some might find downright hilarious. I'll be handing
out complimentary incontinence pants for those with a nervous disposition.
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Think you've got what it takes to write a witty caption? (ie. a mind like a sewer) If the answer is yes then here is your chance to have your own caption displayed permanently in the Halls of Idolatry. The voting is over, find out the side-splitting winner and details of the next contest.
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feature for you rampant subtexters, a frivilous comic strip featuring our Sacred Couple in an ongoing saga. If you can stand the suspense, check out Part I - The Road to Lesbos...
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Okay so there aren't many "Gospels" (you'll be lucky if you get four, I'm not THAT creative) but for feeble
excuses see above. I could really do with an assistant, anyone want to be an Honourary Priestess? Send your
CV to the address below. A story�at last called "Dream a Little Dream of Me"
The Sound Library has been given a reprieve by Hades, sexy (I'm kissing major butt here) God of the Underworld. In fact, it's been reincarnated to The Xena Subtext Sounds Temple!
Er, well it's a links page basically. Some subtext links, some great Xena sites in general and the pages of my
friends. You are not alone (or some other X-Files type cliche)
Warning - clicking here may send those of loose moral values into sensory overload. The High Priestess of the Shrine refuses to shoulder the legal ramifications as a result of saliva hitting your keyboard, thus
rendering it inoperable.
Yes, a spanking new addition to the shrine - it's a discussion board, dearie. You know, where people rant and rave about stuff. Now that your friends have abandoned you in droves because of your Xena obsession you can
seek comfort from other people with no friends either. See? I provide a service to the community.
This is fairly self-explanatory.
Actually it's a futile attempt to get more people to visit the Shrine. For some reason, visitors are not
forthcoming...They don't know what they're missing!
So far 
members of the Congregation and miscellaneous Worshippers have visited (read: stumbled upon) the Shrine
� 1997-8 [email protected]
Disclaimer: Xena:Warrior Princess and all characters are copyright to Renaissance Pictures and MCA/Universal TV. In no way do I intend to infringe upon their rights. However I hold my hand up to confess that I've pilfered stuff from other people's sites so if you recognise some of the stolen goods it's because you've seen them somewhere else (and infinitely better)
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